For starters, let's discuss Ethan's accomplishments in the comic thus far (in no particular order):
- Built a robot out of X-Boxes
- Established a gaming holiday
- Became king of said holiday
- Gave up status to save girlfriend, only to get it back by THE PEOPLE
- Established the Church of Gaming
- Became the head priest of said church
- Married a very level-headed girlfriend
- Inherited a video game store
All this coming from a guy who has seven seconds of rational thought per day (
source). I MEAN GOOD GOD, I KNOW THE COMIC IS WISH-FULFILLMENT FOR BUCKLEY, BUT WHAT'S NEXT?! ETHAN GETTING A SYMBIOTE?!